Well she remembers the time
She must have been about Nine
When she got his poster free
She liked his eyes and boyish smile

It was in some magazine
But now that she's Thirteen
She ll take it down
But how would she feel
If he were real
Would it be as if he came to life

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Boy wonder, he s just a boy, boy wonder
What is this feeling?
He s just a boy, boy wonder, just a boy boy wonder
What is she feeling?
He s just a boy, boy wonder, just a boy boy wonder

But now his smile seems like a leer
She s afraid to get too near
She undresses in the dark
She feels his eyes upon her back
And she thought she saw him move
She swore his skin felt smooth
And he touched her somewhere
But how would she feel
If he were real
Would it be as if he came to life

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Lately she spends more time in her room
On her own but not alone
The posters are her favourite company
She s got Jason s hair Robbie s stare
Ryan s hips and Liam s lips
Damon s eyes and Jamie s thighs
And Michael s nose and Jarvis clothes
And Peter s chest - she s made her own boy

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